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		<title>Unhealing Scars : A War Poetry</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sulav Shrestha</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unhealing Scars


His fire wont be quenched but it wont flash what toll is there
 Though his stain of sweat often gets washed with the rolls of tear
 But hold it there, if a cause is fueled by loss
 Can you ignore the supply of fuel and the cost
 He claims to fight the roots of evil by planting hate across
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1 style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">Unhealing Scars</span></h1>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #ff6600;"><a href="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/War-Nepal.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1709   aligncenter" title="War Nepal" src="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/War-Nepal.jpg" alt="war nepal poetry " width="200" height="174" /></a><br />
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<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 120px;"><em>His fire wont be quenched but it wont flash what toll is there</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 120px;"><em> Though his stain of sweat often gets washed with the rolls of tear</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 120px;"><em> But hold it there, if a cause is fueled by loss</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 120px;"><em> Can you ignore the supply of fuel and the cost</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 120px;"><em> He claims to fight the roots of evil by planting hate across</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 120px;"><em> But the growth of both is certain so why wouldn&#8217;t a sickle make it stop</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 120px;"><em> His son climbs the same stairway like border of broken bricks on the big charred bombed wall</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left; padding-left: 120px;"><em>Which other kids use as steps to climb and often tumble</em></p>
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<p style="padding-left: 120px; text-align: right;"><em><strong>Written by:</strong></em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 120px; text-align: right;"><em>Sameer Aryal</em></p>
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		<title>Dengue and Leptospira reported in Kathmandu,Nepal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newspapers report Dengue and Leptospirosis in Kathmandu,Nepal
 


Two cases of dengue fever have been found in Kathmandu. Dengue is caused by dengue virus (DenV), a mosquito-borne flavivirus. It is transmitted by Aedes mosquitos.
&#8220;This is the first discovery of dengue fever in the Kathmandu Valley even though the disease was detected in the Tarai and inner-Tarai districts some five years ago,&#8221; ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">Newspapers report Dengue and Leptospirosis in Kathmandu,Nepal</span></span></span></h2>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: #ff6600;"> </span></span></span></p>
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<p>Two cases of dengue fever have been found in Kathmandu. Dengue is caused by dengue virus (DenV), a mosquito-borne flavivirus. It is transmitted by Aedes mosquitos.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is the first discovery of dengue fever in the Kathmandu Valley even though the disease was detected in the Tarai and inner-Tarai districts some five years ago,&#8221; according Sukraraj Tropical and Infectious Disease Hospital, Teku.</p>
<p>&#8220;Aedes mosquitos are found in cold water, freeze, cooler houses and other cold places and rich people are vulnerable to dengue fever,&#8221; said Dr Bashu Dev Pandey at Teku Hospital on Monday.</p>
<p>He said the disease is communicable from one person to another and its symptoms are high fever, bleeding and unconsciousness. &#8220;If an infected person is not treated on time, the patient may die,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>Aedes mosquitos also breed on water collections in artificial containers such as plastic cups, used tires, broken bottles, flower pots, etc. Dr Pandey advised people to keep their freezes and cooler houses clean and treated water to remain safe from the disease.</p>
<p>Dengue fever is acute febrile disease which normally occurs in the tropics. It is also known as break-bone fever and can be life-threatening. There is no tested and approved vaccine for the dengue flavivirus. Prevention of dengue mainly resides in mosquito control. Dengue may also be transmitted via infected blood products including blood transfusions, plasma, and platelets.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">Source : <a href="http://www.thehimalayantimes.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.thehimalayantimes.com</a></span></span></em></p>
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<p><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">From Nepalnews.com</span></em></p>
<p>Cases of dengue fever and Leptospirosis have been detected in various parts of the country including Kathmandu, Chitwan, Dhangadi, Nepalgunj, Kanchanpur, Bhairahawa, Tanahu and Dhading in the recent days, Kantipur daily reported.</p>
<p>The disease is spread from a kind of mosquito that breeds in fresh water. Tests have shown the two diseases are spreading fast in Chitwan.</p>
<p>Out of 72 samples of patients suffering from viral fever sent from Chitwan for special tests at the central laboratory in Kathmandu, ten samples tested positive for Leptospirosis, three for Dengue and one for both.</p>
<p>&#8220;Of the samples we found Leptosporis in ten, dengue in three and both in one,&#8221; said Dr Geeta Shakya, director of the central laboratory. &#8220;There is a need to investigate further on these diseases.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr Basuedev Pande, a specialist doctor at Shahid Shukraraj Tropical and Contagious Diseases Hospital in Teku, warned of an epidemic if preventive measures are not taken soon.</p>
<p>&#8220;The cases of dengue has been found in many places of the country,&#8221; said Dr Pande. &#8220;It will invite an epidemic if it is not controlled on time.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr Pande claimed two persons from Kathmandu were undergoing treatment for Dengue at Tribhuvan University Teaching Hospital (TUTH) and two Japanese nationals had also contracted the disease in Chitwan.</p>
<p>Dr Pande further said, 40 percent of the patients who are undergoing treatment for Typhoid in Teku hospital have also suffered from Leptospirosis.</p>
<p>Director at Epidemiology and Disease Control Division, Dr GD Thakur, takes the occurrences as sporadic. &#8220;There are few cases of Lepto and Dengue in Chitwan,&#8221; he said. &#8220;It can&#8217;t be termed an outbreak.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Cold Earth: Creature Of the Sea</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 05:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sujit Shrestha</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prologue:  Some  creature of the sea,  once gazes at the hypnotizing beauty of the land, the earth. Swims with the tide to live here on the sand but soon realizes he doesn’t belong here….
 

 
An Atmosphere of haze,
Blurring the eyes that gaze.
The Humid sun vaporizing,
The mist and  the fading.
The Earth never sweats,
But showers in rain ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3><span style="font-weight: normal;"><em><span style="color: #ff6600;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Prologue:  Some  creature of the sea,  once gazes at the hypnotizing beauty of the land, the earth. Swims with the tide to live here on the sand but soon realizes he doesn’t belong here….</span></span></em></span></h3>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><em><span style="color: #ff6600;"> </span></em></span></p>
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<p><em> </em></p>
<p><em>An Atmosphere of haze,</em></p>
<div id="attachment_1712" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cold-earth.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1712" title="cold earth" src="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cold-earth-300x298.jpg" alt="Cold earth" width="300" height="298" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Cold earth</p></div>
<p>Blurring the eyes that gaze.<br />
The Humid sun vaporizing,<br />
The mist and  the fading.<br />
The Earth never sweats,<br />
But showers in rain till it abates</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>Hypnotised by the sight,<br />
Beauty of this shining blaze<br />
Blueness of the skies in light,<br />
Palm trees form pretty maze.<br />
Calmness of the breeze,<br />
Behind the sea among  the trees.</em></p>
<p><em> Coming down from the sky,<br />
Where the lazy angels lie,<br />
Upon the immensity of this land,<br />
Upon the soft and silky sand,<br />
Pretending hard to be..<br />
Some creature of the sea…</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>Struggling and suffocating,<br />
On the land so cold and freezing.<br />
Wandering for destiny..<br />
Desperate to be loved,<br />
Desperate to be touched..<br />
Lying near the land,near the sand,<br />
But left ignored and mourned..</em></p>
<p><em>Disgraced  and poignant ,<br />
It’s hard to keep strong,<br />
He’s only a remnant,<br />
Fragile like the glacier,<br />
Broken to fragments.<br />
There is on love here..<br />
There is no love here…</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>Lost upon the glories,<br />
Of the past , of the seas<br />
But men are all weird here..<br />
Among the trees of qualm and fear,<br />
Some purity so alluring ,<br />
Some warmth that is healing<br />
Are never found here in the land..<br />
Beyong the sea, all is sand.</em></p>
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		<title>Incorrect Metal Vocal Techniques : A Way to Get Singer&#8217;s Nodule</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 14:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sulav Shrestha</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;We rehearsed and rehearsed. Then I lost my voice completely before our first Japan tour. I got diagnosed with nodules. Bad news&#8230; All these years of screaming without any technique at all had finally taken its toll on my vocal chords and struck me in the worst possible moment. I had to take 6 months off and re-learn everything. Speaking, ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_1648" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 217px"><a href="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/angela-gossow-nodules.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1648" title="angela gossow nodules" src="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/angela-gossow-nodules.jpg" alt="Arch enemy vocalist" width="207" height="183" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Angela Gossow Screaming</p></div>
<p><em>&#8220;We rehearsed and rehearsed. Then I lost my voice completely before our first Japan tour. I got diagnosed with nodules. Bad news&#8230; All these years of screaming without any technique at all had finally taken its toll on my vocal chords and struck me in the worst possible moment. I had to take 6 months off and re-learn everything. Speaking, breathing and screaming.&#8221;</em> &#8211; Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy)</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;">What is vocal cord nodule (vocal fold nodule or singer&#8217;s nodule)?</span></p>
<p>A vocal cord nodule is a small, inflammatory or fibrous growth that develops on the vocal cords (vocal folds) of people who constantly strain their voices. Typically it appears on the junction of the anterior and middle 2/3 of the vocal fold, where contact is most forceful. The nodules appear as symmetrical swellings on both sides of the vocal cords. People who use their voices a great deal, such as singers, teachers, auctioneers, lecturers, and politicians are the most susceptible ones.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;">Why singing death/black metal may give rise to nodules?</span></p>
<p>Most of the times when we are trying to sing these songs, we are doing it in a wrong way. Growls that are not performed properly may lead to permanent damage of vocal cords. If you persistently feel pain while growling, you must stop it and re-evaluate your technique because it is probably wrong.</p>
<p>The vocal cords in your throat are not originally intended for growling vocals. Too much involvement of throat while screaming and growling puts too much strain on vocal cords leading to nodule formation.</p>
<p>Bert McCracken (vocalist of &#8220;The Used&#8221;), Angela Gossow (vocalist of &#8220;Arch Enemy&#8221;), Matthew Sanders or M.Shadows (vocalist of &#8220;Avenged sevenfold&#8221;), etc. were known to have these nodules.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;">What is the correct way of singing these songs ?</span></p>
<p>This powerpoint presentation explains very well about the techniques.</p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff6600;">Symptoms of vocal nodules :</span></p>
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<li>Hoarseness of speech</li>
<li> Painful speech production</li>
<li> Frequent vocal breaks</li>
<li> Reduced vocal range</li>
</ul>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;">Treatment of vocal nodules :<br />
</span></p>
<ul>
<li>Vocal training</li>
<li> Speech therapy</li>
<li> Vocal rest</li>
<li> Surgery</li>
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		<title>Case Of A Treeman-Human Papilloma Virus</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 10:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A ﻿﻿man with Tree-like( Bark of a tree) appendages was discovered in West Java by Discovery Channel.His name is Dede who was nicknamed as Tree-man , Root-man , Bark-man. He was seen by famous dermatologist and immunologist from US, Anthony Gaspari.
The man’s condition started when he cut himself at the age of 15 and the unchecked proliferation of the lesions ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A ﻿﻿man with Tree-like( Bark of a tree) appendages was discovered in West Java by Discovery Channel.His name is Dede who was nicknamed as Tree-man , Root-man , Bark-man. He was seen by famous dermatologist and immunologist from US, Anthony Gaspari.</p>
<div id="attachment_1520" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 237px"><a href="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tree-man.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1520" title="tree-man" src="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tree-man-227x300.jpg" alt="root man, bark man" width="227" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Case Of Tree man</p></div>
<p>The man’s condition started when he cut himself at the age of 15 and the unchecked proliferation of the lesions has baffled local medical specialists who have tried drugs and surgery with no success.<br />
“This warts began to grow and slowly radiate after my knee being scratch in an accident when i was a teenager.” Dede said, citated from Discovery Channel, Friday (16/11/2007).</p>
<p>After having laboratory test on Dede&#8217;s disease, Anthony Gaspari, he found that is was caused by HPV (Human Papiloma Virus) the virus which causes wart in Normal people.<br />
Deficiency of white blood cells, which are crucial in fighting infections, and his weakened immune system couldn&#8217;t fight the HPV. The virus hijacked his skin cells, causing it to produce massive amounts of keratin, a protein found in hair and fingernails. The warts sprouted into dense growths known medically as &#8220;cutaneous horns&#8221; on his hands and feet.</p>
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		<title>Overview &#8211; FIFA Worldcup 2010</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[FIFA WorldCup  2010 South Africa, has bid the Farewell. promising for the equally entertaining Football in Brazil 2014. After a month of enormous  entertainment , its time to take  a look at the Highlights of FIFA 2010. However , it has not been  short of Controveries. We have a fresh WC winners and shift of power to Europe.  The facts ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">FIFA WorldCup  2010 South Africa, has bid the Farewell. promising for the equally entertaining Football in Brazil 2014. After a month of enormous  entertainment , its time to take  a look at the Highlights of FIFA 2010. However , it has not been  short of Controveries. We have a fresh WC winners and shift of power to Europe.  The facts and Data have been collected from fifa&#8217;s official site .<a href="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/spain-trophy-lift.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1459 aligncenter" title="spain trophy lift" src="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/spain-trophy-lift.jpg" alt="spain trophy lift Overview   FIFA Worldcup 2010" width="420" height="230" /></a></p>
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<li><strong><span style="color: #ff6600;">Winner Of World Cup FIFA 2010 &#8211; Spain</span></strong></li>
<li><strong><span style="color: #ff6600;">1st Runner &#8211; up- Netherlands</span></strong></li>
<li><strong><span style="color: #ff6600;">3rd Place- Germany</span></strong></li>
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<li><span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong><span style="color: #3366ff;">Golden Boot- Thomas Muller &#8211; Germany with 5 goals, 3 assists</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong><span style="color: #3366ff;">Golden Ball- Diego Forlan -Uruguay  5 goals , match winning performances</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong><span style="color: #3366ff;">Golden glove- Iker Casillas- Spain</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong><span style="color: #3366ff;">FIFA fair-play award- Spain</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong><span style="color: #3366ff;">Best Young Player- Thomas Muller -Germany</span></strong></span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #008000;">Total Goals Scored- 145, last goal by Andres Iniesta</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #008000;">Top Goal Scoring Nation &#8211; Germany  with 16 goals</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #008000;">Most Goal in a Match &#8211;   7-0 Portugal against North Korea</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #008000;">Most Yellow cards in a Match- Final between Spain and Netherlands</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #008000;">Most yellow card for a team- Netherlands -22 total this WC</span></li>
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<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">The facts below are collected and compiled by medchrome and is not any official data.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">Funny events in this World Cup:-</span></p>
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<li><span style="color: #0000ff;">Animals predicting the match results. Among them is &#8216;Paul&#8217; A celebrity by now, who is being offered 30,000 euro by a Spanish Business man. 8 out of 8 correct predictions.</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #0000ff;">Parrot from Singapore challenged him but was worthless.</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #0000ff;">With Ego, Some Wizards from Peru predicted Spain would win  and they claimed to have divine powers that would lead Spain&#8217;s Victory. But that sounded more absurd than animals making predictions.</span></li>
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<h2>Top 10 Controversies Of 2010 Worldcup:</h2>
<div id="attachment_1457" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 470px"><a href="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/suarez-hand.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1457" title="suarez hand" src="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/suarez-hand.jpg" alt="Suarez red card" width="460" height="288" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Hand ball by Suarez in the match against Ghana</p></div>
<h3><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">1. Luis Suarez &#8211; inspite of being a good striker, proclaimed another &#8216;Hand Of God&#8217; After Maradona that kept Ghana out of Semifinals. But he was seen as a Uruguayan Hero instead but was criticised worldwide and &#8216;Boooed&#8217; by African fans.</span></span></h3>
<h3><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">2. English Goal against Germany by Lampart . The Goal had crossed the line but was denied.</span></span></h3>
<h3><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">3. Argentina Vs Mexico &#8211; Carlos Tevez Offside goal that kept pressure on Mexico through out the game.</span></span></h3>
<h3><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">4 Plenty Of Re-freeing errors since the group stages right to Finals. Fifa has decided to change its refreeing plans next WC after coming under tremondous pressure.</span></span></h3>
<h3><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">5. An ox was slaughtered at Johannesburg&#8217;s Soccer City stadium on 25 May. A place was created within the Soccer City precinct to act as a &#8220;kraal&#8221; where the ox was slaughtered. Animal Rights agencies appealed against it.</span></span></h3>
<h3><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">6. The Vuvuzela, enjoyed by the fans but cursed by the players. A new humming noised filled the WC stadiums replacing the Mexican Drums that beat the Stadium.</span></span></h3>
<h3><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">7. The Jabulani ball- Players specially Goalkeepers had hard time keeping with the movement of the ball. Spanish, English keepers and many players criticized the shape, weight of the ball.</span></span></h3>
<h3><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">8. Paul Octopus predicting the game was a key interest to some while some criticized the technique as they claimed it to have made influenced on the matches played later.</span></span></h3>
<h3><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">9. Issue of Sportsmanship : FIFA fails to keep a hold on malingering going on field. Case of Kaka being sent off, Nigerian player sent off against Greece . French player Anelka out of team after abusing his Coach.</span></span></h3>
<h3><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6600;">10. Dunga being sacked by Brazilian Football board, Philipe Melo being warned by Ronaldo, not to go to Brazil for the holiday.</span></span></h3>
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<li>2nd July 2010 also became the 16th year of the murder of the Columbian Football Player, Andrea&#8217; Escobar who was killed in Columbia after his own goal against USA.</li>
<li>Prediction &#8211; Paul &#8216;Octopus&#8217; vs Singaporian parrot, Paul wins</li>
<li>Most Unexpected Results- Worldcup winner Italy and Runner up France going back from Group Stage.</li>
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		<title>Paul &#8216;Octopus&#8217; Predicts Spain&#8217;s win over Netherlands</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
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Paul has made his biggest prediction in the World Cup 2010 : Spain will defeat the Dutch in the final. Real News Not Fake

Paul has 100% right Prediction this WC. TV stations in Germany, Great Britain, Taiwan and elsewhere broadcast live pictures, complete with breathless commentary, of his final decision for the tournament. Millions watched as Paul went for Spanish ...]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_1426" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/octopus-150x150.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1426 " title="octopus-Paul Predicts Spains victory over Dutch" src="http://medchrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/octopus-150x150.jpg" alt="German Octopus Worldcup Prediction" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">German Octopus Worldcup Prediction,  Paul Predicts Spains victory over Dutch</p></div>
<h2><em><span style="color: #ff6600;">Paul has made his biggest prediction in the World Cup 2010 : Spain will defeat the Dutch in the final. Real News Not Fake<br />
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<p>Paul has 100% right Prediction this WC. TV stations in Germany, Great Britain, Taiwan and elsewhere broadcast live pictures, complete with breathless commentary, of his final decision for the tournament. Millions watched as Paul went for Spanish Flag in his aquarium.<br />
It was the first time he’d been tasked to pick a game in which Germany wasn’t involved, as the Oberhausen Sea Life aquarium bowed to overwhelming demand to see who he would choose in the final.</p>
<p><em>Paul correctly predicted Germany’s wins over Argentina, England, Australia and Ghana and the country’s loss to Spain and Serbia</em>.<span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>He also predicted earlier on Friday that Germany will win over Uruguay in Saturday’s match for third and fourth place.</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>Source: Yahoo Sports<br />
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<h3><span style="color: #3366ff;">The Question is: Is this Good?<br />
Does This Make Any Effect on the Morale Of Players and Does it Psychologically Affects the Results?<br />
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Latest list of important medical/health websites and blogs of Nepal
AMDA-Nepal
Association of Medical Doctors of Nepal




ANMF
America Nepal Medical Foundation




Charities  and Challenges
Begun in 2007,  Charities and Challenges (C&#38;C) is the Responsible Travel division of  Sherpa Trekking Service (STS).




FPAN
Family Planning Association of Nepal




Health  Library and Information Center
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<h1 style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><em><span style="color: #ff6600;">Latest list of important medical/health websites and blogs of Nepal</span></em></span></h1>
<h3><a href="http://www.amda.org.np/">AMDA-Nepal</a></h3>
<p>Association of Medical Doctors of Nepal</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.anmf.net/">ANMF</a></h3>
<p>America Nepal Medical Foundation</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.charitiesandchallenges.com/">Charities  and Challenges</a></h3>
<p>Begun in 2007,  Charities and Challenges (C&amp;C) is the Responsible Travel division of  Sherpa Trekking Service (STS).</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.fpan.org/">FPAN</a></h3>
<p>Family Planning Association of Nepal</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.hellisnepal.gov.np/">Health  Library and Information Center</a></h3>
<p>HELLIS  is a network system among the 10 member countries of WHO South-East Asia  Regions. Bangladesh, Bhutan, DPR Korea, India, Indonesia, Maldives,  Myanmar, Nepal Sri Lanka and Thailand are the member countries of HELLIS  Network.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://healthnet.org.np/">Health Net Nepal</a></h3>
<p>It is not only a site to visit but it does many  functions and services like Healthnet itself is ISP provider dedicated  to medical field. It host space for the web sites, it has numerous  collection of medical textbooks, journals and medical related site.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.hospicenepal.org.np/">Hospice  Nepal</a></h3>
<p>Hospice is not a hospital. Most  of the care is provided at home with inpatient facilities being  available only when this becomes necessary.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.inf.org/">International Nepal  Fellowship</a></h3>
<p>INF is a Christian mission  serving Nepalese through health and development work.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.kantichildrenhospital.gov.np/">Kanti  Children Hospital</a></h3>
<p>Delivers quality  child health care at affordable cost to all through improved hospital  care, quality child health care higher education, training, research and  development.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.lionsnepal.org/">Lions Club  Nepal</a></h3>
<p>Lions Club of Nepal</p>
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<h3><a href="http://lionsbutwal.org/">Lions Club of  Butwal</a></h3>
<p>Lions Eye Care Service Center,  Lions Dental Clinic, Diabetes check up, blood pressure check up programs  are the regular programs of the club.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://lionsclubnepal.org/">Lions Club of  Kathmandu Central Town</a></h3>
<p>The Lions Club  of Kathmandu Central Town was chartered in 2008 and established as an  energetic lions club in Nepal.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.lionsclubs.org.np/">Lions Club  of Kathmandu Samakhushi</a></h3>
<p>Nepal  Volunteer Organization and Volunteering Work in Nepal.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://medchrome.com/" rel="follow">Medchrome</a></h3>
<p>Online Medical Magazine Designed for the benefit of general people and medical students.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://medchrome.com/medicalcolleges/nepal/list-of-medical-colleges-of-nepal/">Medical  Colleges and web adresses</a></h3>
<p>This is  medchrome&#8217;s list of all medical colleges of Nepal including their web  adress, location and contact information.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://mmsn.org.np/">MMSN</a></h3>
<p>Mountain Medicine Society of Nepal is a  non-governmental and non-profit society of medical doctors, students and  allied health professionals interested and involved in mountain  medicine, high altitude physiology and related maladies.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://nchped.org.np/">NCHPE</a></h3>
<p>Nepal Center for Health Professions Education</p>
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<h3><a href="http://ncrs.org.np/">NCRS</a></h3>
<p>Nepal Cancer Relief Society</p>
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<h3><a href="http://nma.org.np/">Nepal Medical  Association</a></h3>
<p>Information regarding Nepal  Medical and NMA Journal.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.nmc.org.np/">Nepal Medical  Council</a></h3>
<p>It was at the time of the First  All Nepal Medical Conference in 1963 that the Nepal Medical Association  (NMA) requested by way of a resolution to HMG/N that a Nepal Medical  Council Act and a Drug Control Act be passed.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.nepas.org.np/">Nepal Pediatric  Society</a></h3>
<p>Nepal Paediatric Society  (NEPAS) is the professional, non-profit making, social welfare  organization of the paediatricians of Nepal committed to strive for the  overall development of the children of Nepal. Through support for child  right issues, child health</p>
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<h3><a href="http://nph.gov.np/">Nepal Police Hospital</a></h3>
<p>Police Hospital of Nepal</p>
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<h3><a href="http://nrcs.org/">Nepal Red Cross Society</a></h3>
<p>The mission of the Nepal Red Cross is to relieve  human suffering and to reduce vulnerability through community  participation and mobilization of an increased number of volunteers, by  expanding and strengthening the organizational structure of the society</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.nesog.org.np/">NESOG</a></h3>
<p>Nepal Association of Obstetricians and  Gynecologists</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.newah.org.np/">NEWAH</a></h3>
<p>Nepal Water For Health</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.nhrc.org.np/">NHRC</a></h3>
<p>It was developed as an example of the commitment  of His Majesty’s Government to promote scientific study and quality  health research in Nepal in 1982 and established as autonomous body on  the 12th April1991.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.nzfhrc.org.np/">NZFHRC</a></h3>
<p>National Zoonoses and Food Hygiene Resource  Center</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.patanhospital.org.np/">Patan  Hospital</a></h3>
<p>It is the one of the leading  hospitals of Nepal, which is appreciated in its management and services.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.ssn.org.np/">SSN</a></h3>
<p>Society of Surgeons of Nepal</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.saarctb.com.np/">STAC</a></h3>
<p>SAARC Tuberculosis &amp; HIV/AIDS Centre is a  Regional Centre of excellence, working for prevention and control of TB  and HIV related Tuberculosis disease in the region.</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.unicef.org/infobycountry/nepal.html">UNICEF Nepal</a></h3>
<p>UNICEF&#8217;s info by country-Nepal</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.nep.searo.who.int/">WHO Nepal</a></h3>
<p>World Health Organisation Nepal</p>
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		<title>Best World Cup 2010 Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 17:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the best joke I could find on WorldCup tag from GHANA&#8230; Hope you&#8217;ll enjoy it!!
A man has tickets for the 2010 World Cup final. After he has been  sitting in his seat for a few minutes, the man in the seat behind him  taps him on the shoulder and asks if anyone is sitting in the ...]]></description>
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<h3><em>This is the best joke I could find on WorldCup tag from GHANA&#8230; Hope you&#8217;ll enjoy it!!</em></h3>
<p>A man has tickets for the 2010 World Cup final. After he has been  sitting in his seat for a few minutes, the man in the seat behind him  taps him on the shoulder and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next  to him.</p>
<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; he says. &#8220;The seat is empty.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Absolutely incredible!&#8221; said the man. &#8220;Who in their right mind would   have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, one of the great sporting events, and  not use it?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well actually,&#8221; he says, &#8220;the seat belonged to my wife. She was   supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first World Cup final we  haven&#8217;t been together since we got married.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m sorry to hear that,&#8221; replies the man. &#8220;That&#8217;s terrible. But  couldn&#8217;t you find someone else to take the seat? A friend or relative, or even a  neighbour ?&#8221; The man shakes his head and says, &#8220;No, they&#8217;re all at the funeral.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[CURE FOR A COUGH
The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face.
The owner asks the clerk, &#8220;What&#8217;s with that guy over there by the wall?&#8221;
The clerk says, &#8220;Well, he came in here at 7 A.M. to get something for his cough. I couldn&#8217;t find the cough ...]]></description>
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<h3><span style="color: #ff6600;">CURE FOR A COUGH</span></h3>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">The owner asks the clerk, &#8220;What&#8217;s with that guy over there by the wall?&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">The clerk says, &#8220;Well, he came in here at 7 A.M. to get something for his cough. I couldn&#8217;t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">The owner says, &#8220;You idiot! You can&#8217;t treat a cough with laxatives!&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">The clerk says, &#8220;Oh yeah? Look at him—he&#8217;s afraid to cough!&#8221;</span></p>
<h3><span style="color: #ff6600;">AN OUNCE OF BRAINS</span></h3>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It&#8217;s so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There&#8217;s a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, &#8220;This is a ripoff! How come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?&#8221; The doctor replies, &#8220;Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?&#8221;</span></p>
<h3><span style="color: #ff6600;">TRANQUILIZERS</span></h3>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">I stopped taking tranquilizers. I was starting to be nice to people I didn&#8217;t even want to talk to.</span></p>
<h3><span style="color: #ff6600;">STUPID ADVICE</span></h3>
<p><span style="color: #008000;"><span style="color: #00ccff;">Doctor:</span> You have a terrible vital attack. Why didn&#8217;t you come earlier?<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Patient: </span>I had gone to another doctor, before I came to you.<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Doctor:</span> (getting jealous) so what stupid advice did the doctor give you?<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Patient:</span> He advice me to see you.</span></p>
<h3><span style="color: #ff6600;">GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS</span></h3>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">Patient: I&#8217;m in a hospital! Why am I in here?<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Doctor:</span> You&#8217;ve had an accident involving a bus.<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Patient:</span> What happened?<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Doctor:</span> Well, I&#8217;ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: Give me the bad news first.<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Doctor:</span> Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Patient:</span> That&#8217;s terrible! What&#8217;s the good news?<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Doctor:</span> There&#8217;s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.</span></p>
<h3><span style="color: #ff6600;">THE INVISIBLE MAN</span></h3>
<p><span style="color: #008000;"><span style="color: #00ccff;">Receptionist:</span> Doctor, Doctor, there&#8217;s an invisible man outside waiting for you!<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Doctor:</span> Tell him I can&#8217;t see him at the moment</span></p>
<h3><span style="color: #ff6600;">BUSY DOCTOR</span></h3>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">A young doctor had just opened office and felt really excited. His secretary told him a man was here to see him. The young doctor told her to send him in.<br />
Pretending to be a busy doctor, he picked up the phone just as the man came in. &#8220;Yes, that&#8217;s right. The fee is $200. Yes, I&#8217;ll expect you ten past two. Alright. No later. I&#8217;m a very busy man.&#8221;<br />
He hung up and turned to the man waiting. &#8220;May I help you?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;No,&#8221; said the man, &#8220;I just came in to install the phone.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>BECOME A DERMATOLOGIST</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #008000;"><span style="color: #00ccff;">If it is dry :</span> add moisture.<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> If it is moist :</span> Add dryness.<br />
Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist.</span></p>
<h3><span style="color: #ff6600;">PNEUMONIA</span></h3>
<p><span style="color: #008000;">&#8220;Doctor, are you sure I&#8217;m suffering from pneumonia? I&#8217;ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, it won&#8217;t happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia.&#8221;</span></p>
<h3><span style="color: #ff6600;">CHICKEN AND EGG</span></h3>
<p><span style="color: #008000;"><span style="color: #00ccff;">Psychiatrist:</span> What is wrong with your brother?<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Sister:</span> He thinks he&#8217;s a chicken.<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Psychiatrist:</span> How long has be been acting like a chicken?<br />
<span style="color: #00ccff;"> Sister:</span> 3 years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.</span></p><img src="http://medchrome.com/?ak_action=api_record_view&id=1273&type=feed" alt=" Medical Humor/Jokes III"  title="Medical Humor/Jokes III" />]]></content:encoded>
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